• emmastaf

    04.06.2012

    How do MRAs feel about vasectomies? They are safe, easy, and reversible. Shoot blanks when you don't want to be enslaved, then shoot realsies when you're ready to bless the earth with your progeny.

  • dr. dr. professor

    04.06.2012

    That's a load of  crap.  Men should not have to go to the lengths of a surgical procedure to avoid having women run off with their genetic code.  I know you don't get that, because you have the privelege of never being able to be sperm-burgled, but for those of us who men choose to enjoy their sexual freedom, it's a real threat.  I mean shit, sometimes they don't even bother running off with the condom.  Many times these dirty sperm-burgling bitch-faces will have unprotected sex with men and then expect them to pay child support when they get pregnant.  Can you believe that???
     
    These horrible, unacknowlege-ded crimes is why I have started my organization "asociated society of spermburgler hunters and truth tellers" (or ASSHATT for short).  We are starting a legal fund to help embattled bros fight off child support claims from burgled condoms and unprotected sex, a lobbying fund to represent our bros on capitol hill, and spermburglarregistry.com where men can identify known sperm-snatchers.
     
    We can do it bros.  Please refer to:

    Improbable Joe

    04.06.2012

    Oh, if only I had know about your group sooner!

  • Amanda Marcotte

    04.06.2012

    But that would make it impossible to have all the benefits of having kids while screeching about spermburglary in hopes of getting out of child support. (Note: This is actually not an effective strategy for men who want to have kids but don't want to any of the responsibility for raising them. The courts will laugh at you as hard as we're laughing right now.)

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